My mother got a catalog in the mail that said: HEIFER INTERNATIONAL I thought it was going to be one of those magazines that has you adopt an endangered animal. But it’s the exact opposite! You buy an animal for some poor people in far away counties so they can eat it! Including guinea pigs? Which I don’t get at all because how much meat could a guinea pig have on them? They don’t eat all of them, some of the animals they use for milk and eggs and wool, etc. But mostly they are for eating! The catalog is the funniest! Each page says crazy things like: THE BUZZ ON BEES! A PRESENT OF PIGS! A GIFT OF GOATS! SHEEP: SHEAR JOY! WRAPPING PAPER, RIBBONS, AND RABBITS! Crazy.
The Ghostbusters song was on the radio this morning. I haven’t stopped singing it yet.














